Sunday, 28 December 2014

The Nare Hotel, Cornwall

After the success of 'Postcards to my Brother' (postcardstomybrother.blogspot.com) I have decided to continue trying to improve the world.

(*Waits for laughter to die down*)

Every week I'll be sending a message to the top hotels in the UK to suggest improvements. If any of these comments are taken on board I will be the happiest guest they'll ever serve.

This week I decided to start close to home but I will be spreading my wings as time goes on. Please feel free to suggest hotels and remember to subscribe to this blog for regular updates.

Message to The Nare Hotel, Cornwall

Dear Sir/Madam/proprietary type,

I have been reading your literature and cannot find any confirmation that Smarties are served to guests in crystal dishes upon arrival. Before our imminent stay I would like to take this opportunity to confirm this with you and to suggest the service should it not currently be available. I realise that olden day Smarties contained a number of e-numbers, however I have been reassured by the company that this is no longer the case.

I thank you for taking the time to investigate this matter and look forward to your reply at your convenience. I can also suggest Veryan and Portloe Stores as an adequate source of the confectionery should you not have made a recent purchase.

Kind regards,

T. Lander esq.