The guys at the Radisson Blu weren't interested in giving me some of their glass but I've since realised I can buy a frame and throw away the wood to achieve the same effect. I have been strutting around the house in victory since my discovery.
This week's hotel have picked a particularly repulsive name based on their location. Whoops. There is plenty of room for misinterpretation, though.
Message to Lower Slaughter Manor, Lower Slaughter
"Dear Sir/Madam/proprietary type,
Some people really get their names wrong when establishing hotels, such as the Cotswold 88 who are changing to The Painswick very shortly. PAINswick! Who in their right mind wants to book at a hotel where your first thought is 'ouch'?
I was so glad to come across your hotel when searching for places to stay in the area. Please, how did you come up with the name Lowers Laughter Manor? It's veritably delightful! I have made a note in my diary to book as soon as I stop chuckling at the thought of the pleasantries we shall share on my arrival.
I look forward to your reply and insist you continue with the merriment!
Kind regards,
T. Lander, esq."
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