Radisson Blu Hotel, Stansted

Some receptionists are not tolerant to persistence, it seems.

Message from the Pen-Y-Dyffryn, Oswestry

"Dear Terry,

I am sorry but we are unable to offer any facilities for camping in our grounds, thank you for your interest,

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Message to the Pen-Y-Dyffryn, Oswestry

"Hi ***

Thank you for your fast response. It wouldn't be camping so much as I would have a large television set, my laptop and a small fridge for my Perrier, which reminds me - I would need an electrical hook up. Would this be possible?

I promise I wouldn't be any bother. I have a small chemical latrine and would leave the area as I found it. You could pick up your lead in the morning.

Kind regards,

T. Lander, esq."

Message from the Pen-Y-Dyffryn, Oswestry

"Dear Terry,

I’m sorry but that’s not going to be possible at Pen y Dyffryn.  We don’t have anywhere to pitch a tent or access to power outside of the hotel building.

I do hope you find somewhere suitable soon.

Regards

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This week I've tried to highlight the best feature of this week's hotel, which isn't something to be overlooked. You can look through it.

Message to the Radisson Blu Hotel, Stansted

"Dear Sir/Madam/proprietary type,

On a recent visit to your hotel I was astounded by just how much glass you have in the front of the building. So much glass. Bravo.

I was recently afforded a trip to Wembley Stadium where I was presented with a cutting of the turf for my personal museum. With this in mind I was wondering if I could add to this with a 500mm x 500mm cutting of the glass from the front of your building? My stay with you was so valuable to my life that I would do most anything for a momento and a photo of the hotel just won't cut it.

I hope you will consider my heartfelt request and look forward to your reply.

Kind regards,

T. Lander, esq."