Damn the law in this Country, keeping our privacy safe (for now).
Message from The Royal Hotel, Isle of Wight
“Dear Mr Lander
Further to your recent email, due to the data protection act we are
unable to pass on information of guests who have stayed in the hotel.
You may however find the following article, about The Royal Hotel's
history, answers your queries.
If we can be of any further assistance, please do not hesitate to
contact us.
Kind regards
Reservations”
Message to The Royal Hotel, Isle of Wight
“Dear All,
Many thanks for your informative and prompt reply. Do you have any
information as to when the Data Protection Act lapses and the Freedom of
Information Act takes over for this subject? I realise I'm stepping on your
right to privacy with my right to free speech but this world is so full of
paradoxes. Your revelation of Robert Plant makes me think you may drip feed me
further celebrities in the future but I realise my patience is most likely to
bring reward so I will desist from my badgering (which makes me think Brian
May).
I have been to the Isle of Wight before but the occasion was blighted
with glass in my foot, being too young to drink and the death of our own
Princess Diana. I hope to return to at least spend a week without another royal
death, although one cannot plan for these things I realise.
Many thanks again and I look forward to the possibility of, but not the
definite eventuality of, a further reply. Perhaps just a Daphne and Celeste or
Gina G will keep me going for now?
Kind regards,
T. Lander, esq.”
Ominously there was no return. I think we all know what that means. Onward.
Message to The Kings Arms, Temple Sowerby
"Dear Sir/Madam/proprietary type,
There is a photo on the main header of your website featuring a gentleman in a white shirt, a young man in white and a lady in a purple shirt. While their attire is nothing to put potential visitors off their stance is; what I mean is that they look like they are leaving despite having no dinnerware, making me think they've received slow service or arrived on a day when the kitchen was closed. As a hungry individual I wish to be given the impression that the kitchen never closes despite my realisation of the contrary.
I am willing to put myself and my family forward to be models in a replacement shot of the same image as the beautiful scenery and charming weather really make me want to visit your fine hotel. For this we would simply need travel and accommodation due to the fact that we are not professional models and I believe my children, as good as they are, may need some direction.
I am more than happy to help with this, please do not send any gifts of thanks. I look forward to receiving your reply.
Kind regards,
T. Lander, esq."
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