I don't mind hotels not wanting to use my supermarket points but they could at least reply and let me know what offers they are likely to accept. I have a coupon here for washing powder from a magazine that's worth 50p.
This week I am going to attempt to write to Gotham without mentioning the B word.
Message to the Hotel Gotham, Manchester
"Dear Sir/Madam/proprietary type,
I have been perusing your website but I couldn't find any information on discounts for celebrities. Despite the fact you may not have heard of me I regularly walk the streets looking to make the city safer and have received award upon award for my tireless efforts. I don't need a pat on the back, just a few pounds off.
I realise you may need some proof but I would be humbled and honoured if you were to take my word. You may recognise my eyes if that helps. I look forward to staying with you.
Kind regards,
T. Lander, esq.
P.S. I'M THE BATMAN"
Ah, damn it.
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