Message to Wivenhoe House, Colchester
"Dear Sir/Madam/proprietary type,
I notice from your site map that you have a campus nearby for Essex University students; with this in mind I would like to ask if you have many pranks or unsavoury activities affecting the guests of your hotel?
I once stayed in a Russian hotel that was mere feet from a community college and the antics of the students were enough to make my poor wife blush. I saw underwear on more than one occasion and a young man was almost sick on my brand new shoes. We passed a large group on one occasion and, although I couldn't understand what they were saying, it sounded derogatory and boorish.
Many thanks in advance for this information, I look forward to hearing from you.
Kind regards,
T. Lander, esq."
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