Sunday, 2 August 2015

Corinthia Hotel, London

There's no way The Kings Arms are happy with their header photo but a lack of response means they've blown their chance of a replacement.

Message to Corinthia Hotel, London

"Dear Sir/Madam/proprietary type,

I was perusing your website and noticed your loyalty scheme. I must put forward my delight at the thought of a hotel as prestigious as yours rewarding customers for returning to yourselves.

I do have one small enquiry; I have a number of supermarket loyalty cards and was hoping you would consider using those as part payment towards a night in your hotel. While I am certain airmiles would be as useful to you as as a tortoise based transport system I see no reason why cash savings at popular supermarkets wouldn't be appealing.

I look forward to hearing the exchange rate for such items and have my diary to hand for your response.

Kind regards,

T. Lander, esq."

No comments:

Post a Comment