Noise meditation is off. If you applied to be part of our life changing group I'm afraid you will be very disappointed. More importantly there are no refunds, please do not embarrass our staff by asking for one.
I wondered whether the tone of my previous posts might have put recipients off replying to me so I've changed up a gear this week. Don't panic, I'll be back to my normal self next week.
Message to the Shibden Mill Inn, Halifax
"Yo,
I
see you've got Roger Davies on the bill. Is he any good? I've just scored a
scud load of cash from my aunt and thought I'd blow it all on a night out. Your gaff
looks top.
I'd appreciate your honesty in this, if you've seen him and he doesn't tell any
decent jokes about scooting round other people's houses at night then I'd
probably not like him. Don't think you're missing out, I'll still give you a
nose around but I'll pick a time when there's someone else on.
Cheers
and gone,
Big
T”
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