I think it was the words 'imminent stay' that provoked a response from the first hotel. Whether that's true or not, I'm starting to wish I'd kept some sort of record of whether I had a response or not and had awarded myself points towards some kind of competition.
Regardless, I've found a handsome little place in Norfolk this week and have decided to take a look at their linen. A slippery bed is a happy bed.
Message to Congham Hall Hotel, Kings Lynn
"Dear Sir/Madam/proprietary type,
I am due to stay with you shortly and have realised my biblical blunder. I regularly visit establishments such as yours and endeavour to acquire silk sheets and coverings where possible as I find cotton to be too rough on my delicate skin. Were I to spend a night on such I can only imagine the horrors bestowed on my body should an item so small as a pea fall between the mattress and the bed frame; I have awoken in a cold sweat before now at the thought of a brussels sprout making the same journey.
Do you supply such garments for the dressing of the bed or should I make arrangements to transport or re-purchase my own? Personally I am of the opinion that silk should be everywhere in a room and the application of such would no doubt do wonders for your business.
I look forward to your reply and apologise for the image of myself in the altogether perspiring with vegetables on my mind.
Kind regards,
T. Lander, esq."
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