This week I have reverted to my simple ways and stuck with chocolate. If they don't take on my idea this time they're more daft than I am.
Message to The St David's Hotel & Spa, Cardiff
"Dear Sir/Madam/proprietary type,
Everyone is trying to be the new Banksy. This makes walls prolific with paint runs and unfunny satire. What we need to do is to go back in time, take an idea and improve on it. The ambassador knew how to serve Ferrero Rochers in the day, however I have come up with a 21st Century solution for getting gold wrapped individual nut cases into guests' orifices.
I have attached a photo of my idea as I realise explaining it would be technical and may waste a lot of your time. I hope you will be willing to take my idea on board and only ask for a small percentage of your first year's takings for such.
I would like to take this opportunity to thank you for taking the time to humour me on this occasion and look forward to your response. Negotiations are for later dates; to know you are considering my idea would be an achievement in my mother's eyes.
Kind Regards,
T. Lander esq."
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