The good people of the West Highlands have no interest in lying to my wife. This is good as it shows they're honest, civil members of society, however it does mean I'll have to go elsewhere for snow in June.
This week I'm back to blagging free accommodation, although I decided not to mess with their room calendars for once.
Message to the Pen-y-Dyffryn, Oswestry
"Dear Sir/Madam/proprietary type,
I have been studying your website for the week now and I am fascinated by your grounds and hotel. If it were a Facebook profile you would have blocked me well before now. Bravo!
I am looking to stay within the area next month and am trying to fit so much into such a tight budget. I would never ask for a discount on a room as that would be like asking a beautiful young lady to leave her hair at home; rather, I have purchased a tent and am wondering if I may erect such within your grounds so that I can take them in personally.
Many thanks for taking the time to read this, I hope you will grant my wish and I can finally lose my Pen-y-dyffryn virginity.
Kind regards,
T. Lander, esq."
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