Still no word from the Four Seasons. More worrying still is the lack of interest from the Royal Berkshire Hotel - I mean, it could be blood on the carpet. Pools and pools of crimson, flowing blood...
Message to Paddocks House, Newmarket
"Dear Sir/Madam/proprietary type,
Could you advise me on the effectiveness of your beauty room please? I have employed the same maid for over twelve years now and, while she has courted on and off, we are concerned that she seems unable to keep to the same gentleman caller and I have recently considered that it may be her looks.
Naturally I would never insinuate this to her but I was considering a voucher that we could masquerade as a prize for Maid of the Year or some such event. I believe this would help her to break the unnatural cycle she seems to hold for attracting men for a single night and never seeing them again, the poor dear.
I trust you can answer my query and look forward to hearing from you soon.
Kind regards,
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