Message to Eastwood Hall, Eastwood
"Dear Sir/Madam/proprietary type,
I am enquiring as to the exact amount a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood. I jest; unless you know the answer of course.
A very good friend of mine has a daughter who is engaged to be married and is currently seeking venues. While most boast luxury, fine detail and perfection I was hoping to become involved with the preparations as I know they are not as well off as ourselves.
I have acquired table cloths and seat covers from an electronic bidding website and was hoping this may save in cleaning bills. Likewise I was hoping to supply a red carpet, although sourcing such without existing stains is proving to be a nightmare. I realise these are likely to be drinks but I don't wish to take any risks.
In short, would my involvement be a possibility? I look forward to hearing the answer to one or both of my questions as I was asked the initial phrase at a formal dinner.
Kind regards,
T. Lander, esq."
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