It's been a week yet still nobody has got back to me to tell me that this: O is a clay pigeon. That's the least I would have replied given the status of 'owning a castle'.
Message to Ellenborough Park, Cheltenham
"Dear Sir/Madam/proprietary type,
I was hoping you could offer me some reassurance on your prices. While I realise your establishment has an aura of indulgence and taste I have priced a similar experience to your luxury spa and afternoon tea and have yet to reach your price of £99.
Though I am a man of simple tastes and am happy to admit this I can acquire scones and cakes from a young lady on our road who always winks as I leave and can also procure the services of a masseuse who claims to be 'number one' from the final section of our local free newspaper.
I am keen to know how your experience would differ from my own and look forward to hearing from you.
Kind regards,
T. Lander, esq."
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