Sunday, 4 October 2015

Hartwell House, Aylesbury

The good people at Eastwood Hall are very happy to answer any questions, no matter how philosophical.

Message from Eastwood Hall, Eastwood

"Good Morning Mr Lander,

Many thanks for your enquiry with Eastwood Hall, Nottingham for your daughters wedding, does she have any dates in mind that I can check for her?

We have a red carpet that we include complimentary with our weddings, we do not supply chair covers so if you use your own that is no problem however we cant guarantee the room would be available the day prior to dress the chairs but if friends and family are available they can of course help you to dress the chairs on the morning of the wedding.

Eastwood Hall is situated just five miles from junction 26 off the M1. Set in the beautiful Nottinghamshire countryside, Eastwood Hall provides a magnificent setting for your Wedding Reception and Ceremony if you are planning a civil ceremony which would be perfect for photos. Our aim is to be the very best venue in the area and we work continuously to ensure that the food and service are of the highest standards. Our friendly and professional staff will ensure that your special day is one to be remembered by all.

A special accommodation rate in available at 10% discount per room based on double and single occupancy. This rate includes full English breakfast and complimentary use of our leisure facilities, for guests aged 18 years and over.

Our resident DJ is £350.00 inclusive of VAT however you are free to source your own at no additional cost. Entertainment can play until 1:00am and our bar closes at
2:00am.

I hope this information meets with your immediate requirements however please contact me if you have any queries. If you or your daughter would like to come in for a show round please let me know.

In Answer to your other question- A woodchuck would chuck no amount of wood since a woodchuck can’t chuck wood!

 Kind Regards

*** ***

Weddings and Special Events Coordinator"

Message to Eastwood Hall, Eastwood

"Dear ***,

Many thanks for your detailed response; the fact you answered my initial enquiry really made me smile!

I don't believe there is a date just yet as we're currently working through fourteen different colour schemes - blue and white, green and white, green and cream, red and gold, red white and gold, red black and gold, blue and orange, blue white and orange, blue black and orange, purple and white, purple red and white, purple gold and white, purple black and cream or completely white. If you have any suggestions based on these (or our three back up themes of green and gold, purple green and gold or red purple green and gold) I would be delighted to hear them.

Regarding the seat covers, I believe a young man named Dan has advised us that he would be willing to decorate the seats for the very reasonable fee of £20, however he has to calculate whether he will available in accordance with his community service. His brother is definitely available but wants £40 and a free bar...yes, I can imagine your expression at reading that.

Finally I would like to congratulate your DJ as £350 would have been a celebrity wedding when I was on the circuit. I was once the only lad on our road with a Yamaha FS1E but that hardly makes me a celebrity.

Once again many thanks for your return, I look forward to your thoughts.

Kind regards,


T. Lander, esq."

That's cleared all of that up. At least it will, when they get back to me with a colour scheme.

Message to Hartwell House, Aylesbury

"Dear Sir/Madam/proprietary type,

As a National Trust member I am entitled to free parking at the beaches in our local area. Could you confirm this same discount applies to rooms in your establishment?

Kind regards,

T. Lander, esq."

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