Wolds Village, Bainton

Some days you find yourself going round in circles. Often it's because people are avoiding the question.

Message from Hartwell House, Aylesbury

“Dear Mr Lander,

Thank you for your recent enquiry.

We do offer free parking at Harwell House Hotel for any guests that are staying or dining here.

  

If I can provide you with any further information please do not hesitate to contact me.

Yours sincerely

*** ***

Senior Receptionist

Hartwell House, Spa and Restaurant

EVERY VISIT BENEFITS THE NATIONAL TRUST”

Message to Hartwell House, Aylesbury

“Hi ***

Many thanks for the return email, however I was hoping the rooms themselves would be free. I'm not entirely sure what benefits NT membership offers.

Kind regards,

T. Lander, esq.”

Message from Hartwell House, Aylesbury

“Dear Mr Lander,

Hartwell House Hotel is part of the National Trust. We are owned by Historical House Hotels.

We are open to guests who are staying or dining with us.

We are not open as a National Trust property, although if you were to join us for lunch, afternoon tea or dinner you would be welcome to walk the grounds.

If I can provide you with any further information please do not hesitate to contact me.

Yours sincerely

*** ***

Senior Receptionist

Hartwell House, Spa and Restaurant

EVERY VISIT BENEFITS THE NATIONAL TRUST”

Remember, there's only one letter difference between 'blogger' and 'blagger' but there's also one letter between 'can' and 'can't'. Don't get all pedantic with me about the apostrophe. 

To Yorkshire...

Message to Wolds Village, Bainton

"Dear Sir/Madam/proprietary type,

I came across your website after finding the picture of the red four poster bed...you sure know how to get a potential guest's attention.

My only concern is the so called 'village mentality'. Is this something your hotel suffers from? I would hate for the other guests to know exactly what my wife and I get up to in your rooms and would rue even more their discussions with each other over tea and cake in the afternoon.

I would be grateful if you could alleviate my concerns as I would hate to end up as the Wolds Village idiot!

Kind regards,

T. Lander, esq."