Sunday, 6 December 2015

The Magdalen Chapter, Exeter

It looks like I'm not getting my premium sausage back. Uncle Frank will be disappointed but not nearly as much as my wife - she was looking forward to that sausage.

Message to The Magdalen Chapter, Exeter

"Dear Sir/Madam/proprietary type,

I am very interested in your cocktail events, however the last time I indulged in such it took a team of paramedics to pump my stomach and I lost three days of good, solid work which impacted on me financially.

As my wife will be unable to attend would you be able to supply a sponsor to support me during the event and to prevent me from 'overattending' your event? I'm not dependent, I simply have difficulty gauging my behaviour from time to time.

I hope you will be able to supply such a mentor and I look forward to sensibly enjoying the beverages on offer.

Kind regards,

T. Lander, esq."

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