I guess Netherstowe House didn't want me swinging my monkey around and so I won't be checking in there any time soon. Instead I thought I'd sort a surprise for my cousin who is really into DC comics and Marvel. Apparently this is cool these days but I can't keep up with fashion as I'm too busy trying to find a decent room in this country.
There is nothing to hate about this week's hotel - as well as being called Luton Hoo their address is The Mansion House which screams luxury, sophistication and superheroes. Who wouldn't want to climb the walls of such an establishment? (That was sort of a rhetorical question, Spidey. Calm your excitement.)
Message to Luton Hoo Hotel, Luton
"Dear Sir/Madam/proprietary type,
I am looking to surprise my cousin who has spent the last year climbing Everest, establishing communications with a civilisation untouched by westerners and raising over £400,000 by dancing from John O'Groats to Land's End. To honour his name I would like to throw the most lavish and well attended party this country has seen since the end of the last war.
I will require the strictest confidence to pull off such a feat and would like to involve as many local businesses as possible, although I am happy to contact them and confirm their participation. All I need to know now is whether you are in.
The theme is top secret, however I'm sure you'd like some clues to ensure our entourage will fit in with your other clientele. All I can confirm is that we will expect guests to dress as their favourite comic book superheroes and we will be decorating tables and chairs to fit in with this. No fish tanks or ceiling decorations will be harmed in the making of this production, I swear.
I look forward to hearing your thoughts and await your reply. I'll be beside the Batphone (email).
Kind regards,
T. Lander, esq."
Fingers crossed they'll have us.
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