Sunday, 31 May 2015

Hotel Riviera, Sidmouth

With no response once more it is fortunate that the chaps and I know how to conduct debauchery without the use of a hotel.

Instead I thought I'd try and secure a room for a loved one of a more inanimate nature this week.

Message to the Hotel Riviera, Sidmouth

"Dear Sir/Madam/proprietary type,

I will be visiting you shortly on my prized Triumph, however I am loathe to leave it on the streets as the possibility of damage or theft is too much for me to bear. Would it be possible to book into a ground floor room to reduce the bother of removing my bike to my room?

I can assure you it doesn't leak oil and I will be sure to wrap the tyres to save your carpets. If necessary I don't mind paying for a double room. I look forward to your advice on this matter.

Kind regards,

T. Lander, esq."

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